It's a tale as old as time: girl is trapped in castle by terrifying monster and enjoys lavish feast served by anthropomorphized waitstaff. Here's how to recreate the meal.
This pasta has some really big energy about it. It’s so extra, it’s the type of thing you should be eating in your bikini while drinking a magnum of rosé, not in Hebden Bridge (or wherever you live), but on a beach on Mykonos.